Hyper 3D

This weekend my football team, Man U, suffered their worst defeat at home in 70 years, losing 6-1 to their noisy neighbours, Man City. It was utterly humiliating to experience such a thrashing unfold in real time – and it made our gloating rout against Arsenal earlier in the season, with an even greater scoreline, seem like a distant past.

Such unexpected beatings are extraordinary rare for any team. For long-time supporters of Man U – who have gotten used to being champions, the greatest and simply the best – it was even more galling to be knocked off our perch in such an undignified fashion.

Normally, I look forward to watching Man U’s games live at the local pub or on terrestrial TV. But more often than not these days, I end up listening to them on Radio 5 live or scanning the live updates on the BBC website and then watching highlights on MOTD. This time I switched the live feed off after our rivals hit 3 in the net; I could not bear to listen or scan the digital ticker tape any more. I had a premonition it was going to get much worse. And I could not even watch the highlights on TV – no disrespect for Man City – but it is too upsetting.

I wonder how much worse it would have been if I had had to watch it on 3D TV. There has been a lot of hype about the enhanced experience this new technology bring to one’s living room, especially for sports viewing. I have to admit the opportunity of watching Rooney score a scissor-kick overhead goal in glorious 3D does thrill me to bits. But by the same token the prospect of watching an opponent score in spectacular fashion seems more painful.

I wonder if this is the reason I am reluctant to embrace 3D at home. A fear of hyper reality invading the living room. However, one of my colleagues reassured me that this kind of suffering only serves to enhance the experience when your team scores next – like a roller coaster experience.

Printed Pants

There has been a lot of buzz recently about how 3D printing is going to revolutionize manufacturing. Artists and designers have taken it by storm creating all sorts of new artefacts which are now appearing in our museums and art galleries. I even heard a guy called Murray Moss this morning on the Strand arts programme talking about 3D printing in terms of Industrial Revolution, 2.0!

He outlined a future cottage industry, where plumbers would have a 3D printer in the back of their white vans so that they could print a replacement in real-time when coming across an unexpected broken part when fixing the plumbing in someone’s house. And he talked about how making clothes will be transformed; people will go to a store and get their body scanned in 3D. Then select a dress or suit from a website and it will be cut to their exact body size and be 3D printed, not sewn.

And soon it will be possible to print out artificial blood vessels that can be used as part of lab made organ transplants. German researchers in tissue engineering are experimenting with 3D printers to make the tiny vessels. People will no longer have to wait for a suitable donor, nor will the general public have to deliberate over the moral dilemma of whether to decline the option of automatically having to donate their kidneys when applying for a driving license.

But it is not just parts and pants that will be spewing forth all over the globe. Some creative researchers at Exeter University have even come up with the idea of using a 3D printer to make chocolate treats – that will print layers of chocolate instead of plastic. It wont be long before anyone can go to a choccie website and design their own box of individual chocolate faces of all the family and pick it up an hour later at their local store for that special Christmas treat.

Mass production of everyday objects will never be the same again.